Every now and then some celebrity woman gets a turkey stuffed in her oven, and whenever this happens, a particularly idiotic subreddit on the Reddit website posts about it and invariably, the post makes it to the front page.

Congratulations. A celebrity has managed to do what women have been doing for thousands of years now, and yet these Worshipful Dingos throw themselves at their feet as if they themselves weren't squeezed out of some woman's hatch at some point.

Enough with the celebrity worship. Enough with praising celebrities for doing the most basic of natural functions. It's ridiculous.