A Night of Scratching

There are some nights where your balls itch so much you could just scratch them all night long. You lay in bed and scratch and scratch and think taking a cheese grater to your mighty nuts might be a good idea.

If you don’t scratch for a little while the urge to scratch them begins to fade, but as soon as you readjust and give them a little tickle, it’s back to stretching that sack and scratching.