Careful Sitting Down Mr. Big Balls

As we’re currently on the subject of my big, stretchy, floppy balls, I thought I’d add one other thing. When I sit down in my car, I have to be careful. I open the door and then I have to sit at just the right angle and slide across the seat in just the right way. Otherwise, I end up squishing my balls, and that’s not fun.

In fact, here’s some music.