Dipping the Balls

A cool dip

Something strange happens when I sit on the toilet. If I sit on the toilet for long enough my ball sack starts to relax and stretch down. Then, before you know it, my balls start dipping into the water. A cool little dip to freshen your day.

The only problem is the water isn’t always clean, if you catch my drift. Sometimes there are things in there you don’t want to be dipping your balls into. But once your balls stretch down it’s not like you can just hoist them back up again and throw them over your shoulder. Once that happens, all you can really do is just finish your business as quick as you can while leaning this way and that, trying to keep your love nuggets dry.