Floppy Balls on the Bed

Posted on Jul 17, 2025

I often sit on the edge of my bed when I’m using my laptop, but when you have big, floppy balls like I do, you have to be careful about that. If you sit normally, scooted back from the edge of the bed a little, it’s not a problem. But if you sit in that position for too long, your balls can start to get a little tired.

So that’s when you scoot forward and let your balls hang over the edge. That provides some nice relief for a while until your backside starts to get a little sore just from sitting like that, so it’s time to change positions again. But that’s when you need to be careful.

If you just scoot straight back you end up squishing your balls on the edge of the bed. Instead, you need to lift up a little as you sit back and then carefully settle into place. That’s the best way to make sure everything stays nice and safe.