Raccoons and a Double Squirter

Right now, at least one, maybe two raccoons are running around on the roof, playing. Have you ever had a squirrel run around on your roof? You know the sort of thumping sound that makes? When it’s a raccoon it sounds like a whole bowl of pudding flopping around up there.

Speaking of pudding, I also just had my second diarrhea for the day. A real double squirter, right in the toilet.