Sometimes You Just Have to Take Them Off

Don’t Pee on ‘Em

Sometimes when you’re home alone, or even when you’re not depending on what your arrangements are, and you have to go to the bathroom, especially if you have to go poop, and you’re only wearing your underwear, it’s safest to just take your underwear off first.

Sitting down and releasing the yellow torrent only to have it spray between the toilet seat and the bowl, hosing down the floor and your underwear in the process, is not exactly fun.