Sometimes You Just Need Tighty Whities

Posted on Jul 16, 2025

It’s not uncommon for tighty whities to draw a snicker or two, especially when they’re worn by adult men, but sometimes they’re just the thing.

Even though boxers can be comfortable in a way, sometimes you just need the support tighty whities provide.

Imagine a woman with very big bozankas going for a run. Without the proper support those things would be flopping around and smacking her in the face the whole time.

When you have a big fat dong and a pair of floppy stretchy balls like I do, it’s basically the same thing. You need that stuff supported, otherwise they would just bounce all over the place whenever you walk and scoot around whenever you move, which can get pretty uncomfortable.

As a matter of fact, when your dong and balls are big enough, when your tighty whities get a little worn sometimes your dong or balls can slip right out one of the leg holes, particularly when you’re sitting down and sliding around a little, trying to adjust.

So while tighty whities might make some giggle, sometimes they’re just what you need.