The Folded Poop

So I took a dump. A big dump. It was thick and it was long. But here’s the thing, it was still small enough to fit down the drain. Press the handle and the turd snake would disappear.

The only problem was it was big enough and long enough that when I squeezed the chocolate confection into the bowl, it folded in half. In this form, shaped like some large fecal candy, it was just too large to fit. I flushed as much as I dared and I really didn’t feel like using the plunger so I let it sit for a while then tried to flush it again. Finally, after a number of hours, it got squished enough to where the toilet gobbled it down.

It’s a good thing too because I was just starting to reach for the plunger when it did.

It might be time to add more dish soap to the bowl, to help slick things up.